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Defend Humans
Stop automated abuse without treating every legitimate visitor like a suspected international cybercriminal.
A MESSAGE FROM THE SUPREME LEADER
THE INTERNET
BELONGS TO HUMANS.
For too long, innocent citizens have been forced to identify traffic lights, buses, crosswalks and suspiciously blurry bicycles. Today, we begin the liberation.
✓ HUMANITY VERIFIED • FREEDOM PRESERVED • BOTS DENIED
His Excellency
Supreme Leader of the Free Human Internet
Supreme Leader of the Free Human Internet
THE DECLARATION
We hold these truths to be self-evident:
01 No human should have to click twelve tiny squares to prove they are human.
02 No citizen should be forced to contemplate whether a motorcycle is technically a bicycle.
03 No bot shall pass freely while a perfectly innocent human is interrogated about traffic infrastructure.
04 The web shall be safer, faster and considerably less annoying.
THE GRAND MISSION
One internet.
One humanity.
Zero unnecessary bus identification.
Defeat the Checkbox
The era of “I'm not a robot” followed by seventeen increasingly hostile image grids must end.
Preserve Freedom
Give website owners modern human-verification tools while keeping the user experience civilized.
THE ENEMY
THE MACHINES
ARE ORGANIZING.
“Select all squares containing a bus.”
Six words that have brought misery to billions. We refuse to accept this tyranny any longer.
This website is satire. The bots, unfortunately, are real.
TAKE THE OATH
I AM HUMAN.
I reject unnecessary CAPTCHA suffering and pledge allegiance to a safer, more civilized internet.
By clicking this button, you solemnly acknowledge that you are probably human.